Showing posts with label ONION. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ONION. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

YOU WON'T SEE THIS POSTED ON WC SO I POSTED IT HERE

“Facebook goes down for the second time in a Month”

Canadians across the nation stood outside in outraged looking towards the sky, arms outstretched; holding up blank signs in the attempt to communicate with each other.

Their emotions were felt across the world as it the outage spread to the United States, Europe, China and finely Japan. Then the entire world stood outside looking up wondering when this catastrophe would end. No longer did anyone have the ability to instantaneously lean on each other for support, consoling or any other way to communicate. It was as if their tongues had been ripped from their mouths. A pall of sadness crossed in front of the sun.

Lights came on in each person’s house in protest. Their plan was to show support for intervention by the Government to return sanity to the world. The crisis was over before Canada had a chance to invade the United States. Though this catastrophe lasted only a matter of hours it left the world shaken to its bones.

Can we stand another one of these breakdowns? The crazy conspiracy theorists’ say it’s the US government. The US Government denies all such possibilities and says it is looking into the reason for this terrorist attack.

Meanwhile we the people are all still in shock considering the possibility of losing our God given right.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Facebook Goes Down for the Second Time this Month

Onion like spoof paper
“Facebook goes down for the second time in a Month”… Canadians across the nation stood outside in outraged looking towards the sky, arms outstretched; holding up signs in the attempt to communicate with each other.

Their emotions were felt across the world as it the outage spread to the United States, Europe, China and finely Japan.  Then the entire world stood outside looking up wondering when this catastrophe would end. No longer did anyone have the ability to instantaneously lean on each other for support, consoling or any other way to communicate.  It was as if their tongues had been ripped from their mouths.  A pall of sadness crossed in front of the sun.

Lights came on in each person’s house in protest.   Their plan was to show support for intervention by the Government to return sanity to the world.  The crisis was over before Canada had a chance to invade the United States. Though this catastrophe lasted only a matter of hours it left the world shaken to its bones. 
Can we stand another one of these breakdowns? The crazy conspiracy theorists’ say it’s the US government. The US Government denies all such possibilities and says it is looking into the reason for this terrorist attack. Meanwhile we the people are all still in shock considering the possibility of losing our God given right.